Egypt From A Tropical Eye

Egypt. All i have to say for now is its freaking FREAKING cold here. Isn't egypt supposed to be hot like hell, since its like stuck in the middle of the desert and all? Mentioned egypt and the first thing that comes to your mind is the pyramid, lots of sand and the bloody hot sun. I would have expected sweaty mans on camel, barely clad boys stranded in an oasis or half naked dudes running wild at the desert. But no! The reality is, i'm now in my fourth layer of sweatshirt and jumpers, and i'm still feeling the chill! Still fidgeting and jiggling from cheek to cheek in cold. My fat face is peeling unconsiderately and probably by the end of the trip, i'll be so peeled, even my mom won't recognize me! How la...

Camels running frantic on the streets on a daily basis.

Cleopatra and Fir'aun of egypt.

But all in all, egypt is quite an interesting place to be at. Its an old ancient city with a story to tell. Every bit of it has a history, every city has a past, even the boys are hotter here! But i have to tell you guys more about them in the next post. My fingers are frozen and my balls are about to freeze off. Better get to a hot shower soon, before i lose them all! Tragic. Tragic.

Addiction

Hardware store aside, i've got another addiction to add to my list. Looks like two thousand and eight have proved to be quite an addictive year for me. Hmm. Anyhow, my latest fetish have everything to do with trust funds, social allies, drug parties and seven hotties from new york's upper east side. Still not sure? Well, does chace crawford ring any bells? No?! Oh good lord, where have you been hiding all this while? He's like the next best thing to hit telly since john travolta sex it up for hairspray! I'm so talking about Gossip Girl!!

The series is just so addictive. It got me downloading religiously for the past day and sadly, i'm only at my fifth episod of season one. I'm hooked on it like britney is to starbucks or disgustingly bad choice of man! No seriously, i NEED help! I need to go to rehab.

Gossip Girl is seductively similar to reese witherspoon's nineteen ninety nine classic, Cruel Intentions. Its a tale of untold rivalry beneath all the glitz and glitter of those upper east side socialites. Its a bitchy world out there. You're nobody until you're talked about!

xoxo

Here i come...

Infatuation

I have doubt about blogging this previously but i don't think i could keep it inside me anymore. Its sitting in my stomach like a brick and a hangover. I need to spill it out. Need to desperately get it out of my system before i turn insanely mad. The truth is, I am infatuated with hardware stores! I know, its so bizarre. Even for me. And i'm not sure when it all happen, but the last time i visited one hardware store, i was smitten like a nine year old with his english language school teacher. There is just something highly interesting about screw drivers, furniture stripper, lingerie whitener, strip & tie cable and two way heating ironing board. And the high i get from it is possibly better than sex itself! Which, i must say, i have no freaking idea how it felt like anymore. As of two thousand and eight, I'm almost virgin again. That is if you minus the time i spilled lil miss mei's salad sauce onto the front of my pants. That was like the MOST action i get in months! Anyhow, i think hardware store rocks even for a queen like me! Wait a minute, i'm not turning straight after all, i'm becoming a diesel dyke! Aww...

New Year at Koh Samui

New year celebration can never be the same outside of koh samui. Its one of those things in life that you need to do before your head hits the grave. It's as much of a killer as a triple orgasm! (i'm talking about the drink, you cheeky chinchilla!) Imagine a two hour display of fireworks, hundreds of 'floating lanterns', massive beach parties and truck loads of half naked overly-tanned white boys, double this up and you'll get what koh samui is like in the new year!!

Aside from being conned by the locals every other day (don't ask!), koh samui is a great place for bargain hunting, savoring yummilicious cuisine, toiletries shopping (Boots! is the best!) and crazily affordable massages! Its also a heaven for boy watching. OMG, my eyes nearly flew out from its socket from wandering at all the luscious beach goer. I was like at a meat market filled with endless supply of beef, and beef and more beef! Never have i seen so much abs and tight ass in one place. Its like a convention of some sort. A definite eye opener!

Every morning was the same. I get up, have my breakie, read a few pages of my book and wait for the princesses to get their monkey arse ready for the day. Girls will always be girls. Hmmm...

Sea front view at chaweng beach to catch the smashing new year celebration. Nothing beats having a chilled beer with your girlfriends on a windy night, out front at the beach with fireworks parading up in the sky! Absolutely nothing!

We even had our own 'floating lantern', soaring to the sky along with millions of others.

Classic case of extreme camwhoring! I guess when you have it, flaunt it!

They even have time to pose while on the tut-tut ride. Shameless cow! Haha...

the flying trapeze is back!

Mr Wanna - CHEAP

I've got news. Its tres exciting! I'm going for a tech shopping tomorrow! Ohh gosh! This is the first for me! But before that, you need to know that i'm cheap. VERY cheap, that is. I'm so cheap, you'll catch me doing the math whenever i'm out shopping. I'm the type that think twice and still can't decide whether to buy it or not. I'm damn stressful to shop with. A major let down! But that is before i got my hands on those harvey norman's vouchers. Hihi...

You see, i've had enough of camwhoring with my girlfriend's cameras or my rather pathetic phone, thus i've decided to finally get myself a digital camera! Its this black sleek looking inch thick camera, which i, knowing me, can't for the love of god remember what brand it was. All i know is that, its like 8.2 megapixel, with super wide screen, very easy to use menu, something about face definition and most importantly it's shock absorber (look at the picture below and you'll know why its so important to me...)

I took this pic anyway. I got really shaky hands. No kidding!

And not only that, i'm also getting my mac a well deserve 2g ram. So say goodbye to those turtle speed, hello valentino rossi! No more lagging while trying to multi task between photoshop and power point! No more waiting till kingdom come for some files to load. No more of those nonsense!

But the best part is, aside from the vouchers, i just need to add up to less than a grand and i'll be taking both the camera and ram home. How cool is that?! How cheap am i?!! Hahaha...this is just too exciting!

Two Thousand and Eight

I guess you can say i was bored. Or uninspired. Its been weeks since i last blog, and yet i have nothing to blog about. Its like i'm all empty, drained out and boring. I started blogging a year and a few months ago, with a passion so strong it could have burnt down the whole rain forest up north. I was a determine bunny with the right battery. Putting down my thoughts into words, i was like a word assassin, firing up a diarrhea of ideas and notions about the shit loads happening around me. And owning a blog was the only right thing to do. I had a playground to document my every curiosity. It inspired me. It gave me a cozy hideout when the world cave in. It was like having a friend on the first day of kindergarten. I felt safe again.

Many things have happen since the last new year. It felt like it was just yesterday when my mum had a breakdown and was diagnosed with bipolar. Days were spent in tears as i watched her crave in to the sickness. It weaken her, killed her smile and sucked up her soul. I was helpless and all i could do was fight it with my love and passion for her. Thankfully she's getting better now. She's been taken off the meds and though she's not the same anymore, i thank god everyday for giving me another day with her.

Two thousand seven saw me breaking up with my boyfriend of six years. I'm not proud that i did it and its not very wise either but i wanted to. I'm sick and tired of the comfort zone that i keep putting myself into. I want to live a little. Breath a little. And be that someone whom i've thought i'll grow up to be. You only live once, why not live it the way you wanted it to?

It was also the year that i kept finding myself at a bar drinking my life away. I was a dipsomaniac, all thanks to a few friends. But i'm not complaining. I guess if you work hard, you should play harder. And its not helping when i'm a workaholic. I spend my year taking up jobs back to back. I stride through pre-prods at shanghai and survived a typhoony shoot in taiwan like it was just another day. You could say it had been a hectic year for me, work wise.

I'm determine that two thousand eight would be equally fantabulous, if not even better than the year before. I'll buckle up on my blog post more often than i've proved to have done last year. One thing for sure though, you'll probably still be able to catch me shooting up shots at a bar, but different is, i'll have a bigger grin this year around than before. That i promise you!

My new year resolution? To save more. Be it saving a colony of hairless mole in downtown briekfields, or campaigning against killing sharks for their fins or saving more moos to buy yet another skinny jeans! To save more is the way to go, girlfriend!

And maybe this year, i'll learn how to effing drive.