The Ugly Submarine: May 2010

Something i did for a friend. Let's just hope it'll be a monthly affair.

submarine | rants

• i never had an imaginary friend • i was never cool in school and never was even after i graduated • i talk to myself when i think no one is watching • i will never have a driving license • i always hold my breath when someone walks pass me cause i don't like the gust of smell of a passing stranger • i try not to make enemies • i'm afraid of heights • i'm a dangerous dipsomaniac • i think i'm good in the kitchen • i hate competition • i hate monopoly even more • i don't go on roller coaster rides • i'm terrified of being alone • i can't paint for shit, but i like to think that i'm good at it • guilt kills me • i'm an unwilling perfectionist • i'm a hopeless drunk • i might be internally homophobic •

Thursday, May 27, 2010

BRIEFCASE