Oh ya, i was there too...

Thanks to some very big shot way up in the food chain, i got myself a free ticket to watch gwen stefani in concert last tuesday (ohkay, miss smith got them for me from a friend of her cousin, who's the daughter of the big shot) Nevertheless, its always a thrill to get freebies, but to be given a chance to catch gwen live in person, the mother of the king (baby kingston, that is), the same woman who sleeps on the same bed as gavin rossdale is just too exciting!

Even though the concert wasn't as impressive as i would have expected it to be, gwen herself outshine every flaw that there is, showcasing her upmost performance that simply blown us away! And those dancers..woof! woof!

Can you spot me?

What happen when you produce a small budget shoot where you hardly have any money for catering, even less for talents? You end up being one of the cast! Yup! Me. I did a little cameo for funkomunky's latest merdeka tv commercial for unity band. Its airing at the moment on ALL channels, right up till the national day. Yes darling, i'm getting hell lot of airtime. So go watch it! Watch my pretty face in all its glory! Coz you know you want to.. awW!

psst : Discoball pixie is in it too. Did you spot her?

Mandy Moore | Umbrella

This is wicked! Most probably the only best rendition of Rihanna's Umbrella ever! The song is now bearable!! Way to go girl!

Huh?!

This is still very hurtful for me. I'm recovering from the eye sore after watching it yesterday. Nevertheless, i gave her credit for putting a good show. Loved that ass! Crunch it! Crunch it, girlfriend!

Love Movie Marathon Weekend!

It was a sickening-love movie marathon for me for the past weekend. Equip with a thermoflask of hot cocoa, a box of extra soft tissue paper and a few fluffy pillows, i went head on with four equally pathetic chick flick, crying my heart out with every heart break and happy endings. By sunday night, i was devastated beyond reason at how my love life had eventually came to a halt. I'm twenty six, single with no driving license, who just moved back to his parent's house and is still yam cha buddy with his ex boyfriend. Quite tragic la. And no offend mr ex boyfriend, i still love you dearly, but don't you see how sad my life have turn out to be? I'm like the gay equivalent of bridget jones. Only different is i have better hair. And a tad skinnier. But equally P A T H E T I C !!!

the ugly submarine's Top Ten Wish List

There are a million and one thing a girl (ahem!) like me wants and wish for in a lifetime. Ohkay, maybe more like in a daily basis. And it changes according to our mood, which is somewhat unpredictable depending solely on our pms pattern. Not that i have one or wanted one, but i do sometimes pretend that i owned one coz its a much better excuse to give for throwing unnneccesary tantrums and fits. It works everytime!

Anyhow, after much thought and consideration, i've came up with my top ten wish list that i so wish to have before i turn the big three zero. Which is of course like a few decades away...

1. Many might not know who anthony gayton is, but i tell you he's the best that there is. He's like jenna jameson in the porn industry or jimmy choo in foot wear. He is the guru when it comes to still photography. And i so want to be his muse. Yes. I want to be his muse. His inspiration. His creative influence. I want a moment of me being captured through his lens and be part of his dynamic artwork. You can move along david lachapelle coz you're like so two thousand and six!

2. The entire series of gilmore girls! I started watching this fast talking sitcom while i was in college and have fallen in love with it ever since. Even though the series is not as powderful as the likes of current favourite heroes and grey's anatomy, i was hooked nevertheless with its addictive drama and storyline that follows the daily life of a somewhat wacko mother and her daughter. And lets not forget the unforgettable hotties (we're talking about the breath taking line up of jared padalecki, milo ventimiglia, chad michael murray and adam brody) that complete the entire cast of the gilmore girls. Its MAJOR!

3. I want a boston terrier! Every gay man should have a dog. And i want one too! I was supposed to get a beagle, but a few weeks ago the mother had a miscarriage and all the baby beagles died. Including mine. How sad kan! I even have names planned out for it. Top favourites were alfie, malibu, pretzel and shadow. I was devastated. But now i'm determine to get a boston terrier. A fierce looking boston terrier with a name like Fluffie would be quite cool huh. Don't you think?

4. I think Moira needs a house. A home. A proper space with functioning bathroom, poster bed, walk-in-closet, an equip kitchen and a living room with a fireplace, all scaled down to her size. She's been sharing my bed for the past month, squeezed into a corner between my mr bean bear and the three hundred pillows that occupied my entire bed. I think she's feeling a bit cramp...

5. I wish to have a cotton candy maker! Remember my dream of becoming rich and owning a cotton candy maker in every room in my entire penthouse, well, i seriously want one even though i'm far from being rich. Isn't it cool? It even comes with a wheeled cart thingy to push it around. And its pink in colour! How perfect is that!

6. I want to own a dunhill suit. A pinstriped two-piece suit complete with skinny tie and crisp white shirt. Of course i wouldn't have an event to wear it to, but it would be nice to be prepared with it. Cause you never know, i might decide to jet off to the little chapel in las vegas with mr jude for a quickie...

7. I want a vacation with my family faraway from our beloved city. I caught my dad a few weeks ago, self teaching himself japanese thru some website on the net and he has been practicing writing it ever since! Aww. So i think i want to take them all for a well-deserved holiday to the country of the rising sun, sipping green tea on a tatami overlooking the ancient red gate and popping in fresh sushi while giggling with the geisha. Aww. Aww. Aww. Konichiwa!

8. If mimi can have it, so can I! I want a walk-in-closet as big as my entire house, furnish with rows after rows of shelves to put my converse, cupboard space enough to store a year round of clothings, fully air-condition, low hanging chandeliers, white marble flooring and swarovski crsytal finishing! Ambil kau! I'm stylish you know!

9. Ohkay. This i really really want! I want a pink T3 sidekick! Its like a must have for all socialites like me for ALL outings. And even though i won't be receiving any coverage here with it, its still way cooler than the oh so boring sony ericsson and nokia.

10. And finally, i want my zac efron-inspired hair back! I had this hair style around the time i started this blog, but decided to chop it all off because some friend of mine had mistaken me as a muchroom. But now i want it back! I want every strain of it back *sob* *sob*

xoxo

Small Shoots

August is officially the start of the small shoot season. Its only been fourteen days into the month and i've done two shoots already! And it was two very very very small budget shoots! Me doing small budget shoot? Ah what have happen?!! I didn't know i would stoop so low into doing such tinnie winnie close to budgetless shoot. And no personal assistant of my own? No starbucks? NO FACILITIES!!! Arghhh.. I'm sure discoball pixie would like so totally agree with me. She got even worst stuff on her plate. Try shooting pack shots with a difficult director, with only a few days of prep on a super tight budget. Close to impossible!

Okay. Maybe i was being a drama bitch again like always but seriously, i'm quite proud of myself for doing two equally separate shoot with a total budget of nothing more than sixty grand. Of course they were shot on high definition, but the fact remains that i managed to rustle up a perfect shoot with such little money. Did i mentioned it was a 'perfect' shoot? No fuck up. No misunderstanding. No quarrel. No agency. And of course, no budget la.

What's new, kan?

The Simpsons

Everyone is doing it. Oh well, i might as well try it out. So here's me in full on simpson mode for all ya pervs. Quite cute and comical huh! Haha! Well, i can't say the same for the movie though. The much awaited featured length movie of the extremely famous cartoon is down right suckie suckie. Yuck! Call me humorless, uptight or whatever you fancy, the fact is the movie sucks big time. Its stupid humor la. Most of everything in it is so cliche. So predictable. The only best part is the bit where we could see bart's whilly skateboarding down the road. That's really clever. And that's also because i have a certain liking towards whilly. Ahem. But apart from that, its downhill all the way sister joe! I'm a tad disappointed.

Twin Sisters

This is what happen when i have too much time on me hand and a few wigs lying around in the make up room. My evil twin sisters comes for a visit, miss kinky blue heart and miss hill billy. I'm bored. Entertain me!

Fun at the fun fair

Was visiting my ex hubby's set yesterday night at the far end of kota damansara, when we stumped upon these really rusty funfair. Set above the rough terrain of a used construction site, the funfair was filled with huge metal structures, spray painted with all hues from the fluorescent family. It was by far the ugliest junk of metal i've every seen, even more uglier than the coffin inspired minivan 'juara' that we all loved. And from the look of two of my most trusted sidekick, it really is that bad!

We had fun nevertheless, screaming our head off from the nerve wrecking spin on the waltzer, dart games, lucky draw and the sheer joy of just being at the funfair. I was five again...

@traction

You all might know who code name : candy is, that is, if you've been paying attention to the chat box on my blog. But little do you guys know she's a BIG time film director (with an even bigger bustline) who has plans to ditch the fake fake world of television commercials and hop onto the featured length bandwagon like the likes of sophia coppola and liev schreiber.

Here's a sneak preview of code name : candy's debut horror titled, @traction, which would be aired very VERY soon on cable across nationwide. Actual air-date has yet to be announced due to the tight-lipped security involving this very high profile tv release. Everything about it is very huss huss. Even candy's team of PR are not very cooperative and threatens to throw a can of baked beans at us when we approached them recently. Nevertheless, check in for updates as i'm sure to get the dirt on this whole affair coz nothing, i mean nothing will get pass this faggot ears of mine!

Enjoy. And well done girlfriend!
Now we all know who's the real storyteller! Meow...

update : The airdate is 5th Spetember 2007! Its aired under the Dark City series. MUST WATCH TAU!!