WTF?!

What do you do when you accidentally swallow a gum? Gum as in those chewing stuff not the sniffing ones, mind you. It was a pink watermelon flavored one some more. But what i'm more concern is what happen to it? Would it get stuck in the arteries or those blood tubes thingy and clog up the entire system? How la? I hate the thought of constipation and not able to shit. Its bloody irritating and i'm getting paranoid by the minute. I tried swallowing a whole banana just so it would 'push' the gum straight to the tummy. But does it really help? Maybe if i drank a gazillion glass of warm water, it might melt the gum and liquified it. I know i'm sounding like a dumfuk, i don't care, i'm desperate here, so spare me the sympathy. I have a gum in my throat for crying out loud! I'm allow to be dumb! Or stupid. Or whatever! Arghh! This is too damn stressful.

And if this is not bad enough, i think i'm becoming a moody arse who constantly feeds on mood swings and temperamental behaviors. What have happen to the jolly me? Did i misplaced it back in egypt or have i lost it in transit? Either way, i'm not myself today.

I do hope you have a better day than i did :-)