I'm Oscar the Grouch!

Lately i've come to the conclusion that i am perpetually a tight arse grouch who gets a constant high from sulking. Especially when i am at work, i can flip from being little miss sunshine to oscar the grouch in just 0.025 seconds. An instant Mr. Grumpy Pants 2007 candidate. Oh well, maybe i'm finally getting old. Maybe it's about time to retire and move to my malibu beach front mansion, sipping barrels of long island tea and playing volleyball with the neighbour son. Hmm...