the ugly submarine's Top Ten Wish List

There are a million and one thing a girl (ahem!) like me wants and wish for in a lifetime. Ohkay, maybe more like in a daily basis. And it changes according to our mood, which is somewhat unpredictable depending solely on our pms pattern. Not that i have one or wanted one, but i do sometimes pretend that i owned one coz its a much better excuse to give for throwing unnneccesary tantrums and fits. It works everytime!

Anyhow, after much thought and consideration, i've came up with my top ten wish list that i so wish to have before i turn the big three zero. Which is of course like a few decades away...

1. Many might not know who anthony gayton is, but i tell you he's the best that there is. He's like jenna jameson in the porn industry or jimmy choo in foot wear. He is the guru when it comes to still photography. And i so want to be his muse. Yes. I want to be his muse. His inspiration. His creative influence. I want a moment of me being captured through his lens and be part of his dynamic artwork. You can move along david lachapelle coz you're like so two thousand and six!

2. The entire series of gilmore girls! I started watching this fast talking sitcom while i was in college and have fallen in love with it ever since. Even though the series is not as powderful as the likes of current favourite heroes and grey's anatomy, i was hooked nevertheless with its addictive drama and storyline that follows the daily life of a somewhat wacko mother and her daughter. And lets not forget the unforgettable hotties (we're talking about the breath taking line up of jared padalecki, milo ventimiglia, chad michael murray and adam brody) that complete the entire cast of the gilmore girls. Its MAJOR!

3. I want a boston terrier! Every gay man should have a dog. And i want one too! I was supposed to get a beagle, but a few weeks ago the mother had a miscarriage and all the baby beagles died. Including mine. How sad kan! I even have names planned out for it. Top favourites were alfie, malibu, pretzel and shadow. I was devastated. But now i'm determine to get a boston terrier. A fierce looking boston terrier with a name like Fluffie would be quite cool huh. Don't you think?

4. I think Moira needs a house. A home. A proper space with functioning bathroom, poster bed, walk-in-closet, an equip kitchen and a living room with a fireplace, all scaled down to her size. She's been sharing my bed for the past month, squeezed into a corner between my mr bean bear and the three hundred pillows that occupied my entire bed. I think she's feeling a bit cramp...

5. I wish to have a cotton candy maker! Remember my dream of becoming rich and owning a cotton candy maker in every room in my entire penthouse, well, i seriously want one even though i'm far from being rich. Isn't it cool? It even comes with a wheeled cart thingy to push it around. And its pink in colour! How perfect is that!

6. I want to own a dunhill suit. A pinstriped two-piece suit complete with skinny tie and crisp white shirt. Of course i wouldn't have an event to wear it to, but it would be nice to be prepared with it. Cause you never know, i might decide to jet off to the little chapel in las vegas with mr jude for a quickie...

7. I want a vacation with my family faraway from our beloved city. I caught my dad a few weeks ago, self teaching himself japanese thru some website on the net and he has been practicing writing it ever since! Aww. So i think i want to take them all for a well-deserved holiday to the country of the rising sun, sipping green tea on a tatami overlooking the ancient red gate and popping in fresh sushi while giggling with the geisha. Aww. Aww. Aww. Konichiwa!

8. If mimi can have it, so can I! I want a walk-in-closet as big as my entire house, furnish with rows after rows of shelves to put my converse, cupboard space enough to store a year round of clothings, fully air-condition, low hanging chandeliers, white marble flooring and swarovski crsytal finishing! Ambil kau! I'm stylish you know!

9. Ohkay. This i really really want! I want a pink T3 sidekick! Its like a must have for all socialites like me for ALL outings. And even though i won't be receiving any coverage here with it, its still way cooler than the oh so boring sony ericsson and nokia.

10. And finally, i want my zac efron-inspired hair back! I had this hair style around the time i started this blog, but decided to chop it all off because some friend of mine had mistaken me as a muchroom. But now i want it back! I want every strain of it back *sob* *sob*

xoxo