Not a happy bunny!

You know what i like to do right now? Self-train myself the art of yoga, then turn the oven to 350 and climb inside until well done. I'm suicidally unBLOGable and its disastrous.

I Could Never Be Your Woman

It was ages ago since i last sat down at home, alone, with the lights off, enjoying a good movie over a cuppa of hot milo. Ahh. The good old days. How i miss them! Hmm. Nowadays, i only make do with short intervals between tea break and waiting for my ride home, to steal a glance off the telly to see what's brewing in movie land.

That evening, 'i could never be your woman' was the best there were to offer on hbo. And who would have thought, after all these years since clueless, paul rudd could still rob me with his dreamy puppy dog eyes, that perfect set of pearly whites, those tousle hair and that oh so macho dance moves. Aww. Where is the white puffy clouds and wings cause i just went to heaven...hihi

Even though the movie didn't make it to the theater and was release straight to dvd, it was somehow quite an entertaining movie to catch. Written and directed by amy heckerling, 'i could never be your woman' is a sweet little tale about falling in love with someone 'unreachable' and sticking together in the fight against the logic of mother nature. It doesn't help that michelle pfeiffer still oozes that irresistible charisma, making this whole film simply entertaining.

Oh well, back to work now...

Much needed holiday!

Koh Samui | 28th December '07 till 2nd January '08

Sick till high heaven!

I'm sick and about to die. Ohkay, maybe i'm being a bit dramatic and dying is not in the agenda yet. But laying here on the couch with oprah blasting thru the telly and a handful of diamond shaped medicines, i can't help but think this is like the worst time to get sick ever. I mean, its the weekend after all and b52s' are calling me in an evil way to head to the nearest bar for a drink. But i cannot go obviously because i'm sick. Like duh!. And christmas is just round the corner, and i've actually planned on going to the mall for a bit, to stock up on the gifts, but i can't now because i don't seems to be able to feel my toe anymore and i'll probably freeze to death upon stepping into a mall. And most importantly, i've got a shoot that i've been prepping for a month now on tuesday and there's just so much more stuff to do, i can't afford to fall sick. Not now. Bummer!

I know i'm sad and pathetic and you need not remind me about it already, but like it or not, subconsciously working has become a part of my life. A big part. Its what i enjoy most, its my hobby and i believe that we should love what we do coz only then, you'll be be able to get the best out of it. Besides, it funds the other interest in my life, namely the shopping sprees, the endless drinking session and the killer of all, the holiday trips Ohh! Did i mentioned i'm going to koh samui for the new year?! Yippee. My first backpacking trip (sort of) to thailand with the girls. And its surefire gonna be a blast. I can just feel it.

So, my only mission in life now is to effing get well before the weekend ends and let the love muffins say amen! Ohh god, i'm already hallucinating. Need to sleep. Need to sleeepppp........

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L O S T

Going thru some major blogger's block. Not sure why. But hopefully i'll be back soon. Anyway, i designed a flyer for a friend's gig this coming christmas and i thought i should post it up here. What do you think?

Ten Self-Promotional Facts about Mr Wanna

Ohh...this is an ancient photo. Taken way back when i thought aphrodisiac is a type of dessert. Silly me!

Thought i should share a bit more about myself to all ya perverts out there. But don't worry, i wouldn't reveal too much of it cause i'm sure to scare off the only few readers i have. I seriously think i have like the least traffic happening on my blog in blogger's history ever. One look at my cq counter and you'll slowly realize the painful truth that i'm my very own biggest fan contributing more reads than any other visitor! Tragic sungguh! Anyhow, here's Ten Self-Promotional Facts about Mr Wanna...

#01: I have ulcer (oral) every other week
Yup, its true and i'm probably the only one who suffers from it. I mean who gets so many ulcer in a month? Pathetic. So, if i ever go out on a date with you and i'm being awfully quiet the whole time, it doesn't mean that i don't like you. It's probably because i have a mouth full of ulcer and can't talk without bleeding myself to death.

#02: I scold people once a year
I didn't realized this until a friend point out to me awhile back. I don't scold or get mad easily. I think i'm just emotionless and couldn't care less to bother having a screaming match with anyone. Ohkay, maybe i'm also quite a nice fella in general.

#03: I like bald bad boys with belly (the four b's)
Ohkay, not really in that order but i do have the weirdest taste in men. I like bad boys. And guys who have a shaven head. And also someone who's slightly heavy. But most importantly, he must at least be a moderate looker la. Let's be real, i won't go dating a bald, fat, ugly gangster just because he has the four b's! Ohh please!

#04: I'm single with commitment issues
Enough said.

#05: I thought i had my appendix removed when i was four
Haha. I have always thought for the longest time that i had my appendix removed when i was four. You see, i have a small scar somewhere in the tummy region, but no one tells me that appendix is on the right till discoball pixie had her's removed. And mine was on the left. Don't blame me, i failed biology in high school!

#06: I'm a cheeky straight guy when i'm drunk
Ohh, i'm a renowned cheeky bastard who rides up a girls skirt when i'm drunk. I'll be dirty dancing with random girls on the dance floor and even once almost(!) made out with a friend's friend. But thankful she knows i'm gayer than elton john and just as harmless.

#07: I'm a perfectionist who doesn't watch tv series
Unfortunately this is true. I can't bear to follow a tv series religiously if i know i'll be missing certain episodes. And me being a workaholic, i'm sure to miss out all the reruns even if they aired it three hundred times a day! Hence, i don't watch tv series unless i buy box sets of its entire season ever produced. But i'll be broke by then. So no tv series for me.

#08: I have only dated one guy and half a girl
Everyone knows i have a mr ex boyfriend, so no biggie there. But i actually almost dated a girl when i was in college! She's was a good friend in college, and things got a bit out of control and we actually went on a date. But it didn't work out eventually. She's not my friend now. I think she still hates me...

#09: I get really nervous when people looks at me doing things
Be it at work or play, i get all sweaty and panicky when i know someone is watching me. I really don't know why. And the worst thing is, my brain would decide to shut down and stop functioning, leaving me making a total fool of myself.
Just to let you know, on an average day i have four nervous breakdown generally. I need help. And i need it fast!

#10: I think i'm a homophobic gay
Logically i'm not sure if its ever possible to be a homophobic gay. Or if there's such a thing as being that. But as of late, that's how i'm feeling and its weird. I can't explain it. Shit! I don't even know where to start. All i know is, i get slightly irritated or somehow annoyed easily, just being in the same room with another gay. I can't seems to tolerate gays and knowing that i'm gay myself makes it doubly confusing. No offense cause i know i might come off as a ditzy hypocrite but at least i'm being honest. I think i might even be turning straight. Eiks!




Honestly, what the heck is wrong with me?!!