With the season of ching ming well on its way, its only logical that we gear ourselves with the ultimate survival outfit that would guaranteed to fought all mortal evils at the cemetery (aka the pushy ah soh fighting for a spot to 'chap' her three hundred sticks of joysticks) and make it thru the day without any trace of sweaty armpits and mud stained trousers. Remember, its all about being glamorous while doing the miniscule of things, without compromising ones well being in the social ladder. Anyhoo, back to the business at hand, the utmost important must-have would be the uv protected all round big ass sunglasses that should never, never leave ones face upon arriving at the cemetery's parking lot. And with the ozone layer thinning away quicker than bragelina can adopt another third world child to be their own (hate her and all her lips with the power of a thousand sun), its only wise to slap on a good measure of sunscreen all over, to avoid looking like a half-baked puerto rican. I recommend carrying one of those travel size ones for easy access. Now, the third thing on the list would be the ideal shoe. Military boots would be perfect for an occasion like this, seeing that its been raining religiously every evening, it makes tracking thru the cemetery hunting for your gram’s grave easier. Also, the whole saving-private-ryan-look is very becoming this season, flaunting thru many runways for spring 2010, which i'm sure even the ever divine uncle karl of chanel heaven would approve. And for the rest of the outfit, it should consist of an old beat up pair of skinnies to maximize keeping mud at bay, and some random cotton round necks of your choice. Try not to look too fancy to avoid looking like you're actually enjoying yourself at the cemetery coz' that would be just sad, but not too shabby also to be mistaken as a member of the decease. Opt for colors that are of the earth tone hues like dried-up-mud beige, not-enough-chlorophyll green or tombstone grey to heighten the whole military look at its best. With all these in gear, it’s a surefire that you'll be burning joystick in style before you know it!
Remember, you can always stay religious without looking like a monk. Like how paris hilton would put it, 'Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in'
Au revoir!
Remember, you can always stay religious without looking like a monk. Like how paris hilton would put it, 'Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in'
Au revoir!
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