#01 Superstar Couple

The thought of looking at another picture of brangelina on perezhilton is a nightmare for me by itself. I can't take that shit anymore. I know you must be thinking i'm just simply jealous of them, coz they're like the two most gorgeous people in the world who are equally devoted humanitarian with a heart of gold. Oh please! Give me a break will ya. All of this just seems so pretentious and 'rehearse' for me. Oprah does lots of charity bits as well, but you don't see her posting her life away on anonymous blogs and tabloids. Ohkay so maybe miss jolie adopted a few kids, but as far as i know Oprah herself have been 'parenting' ten african kids secretly since 2002, but you still don't see her creating such a big hoohaa about it. I believe most of it is being made an issue by the media itself, but if they don't say or if their manager don't tell, no one would know about it. It's a conspiracy. This whole bragelina thingy. I can feel it.

Anyway, that's just my individual opinion. I might hate them now, but i can't deny that there are moments where i simply think brad is god or the constant thought of going to the plastic surgeon and asking him to carve out an angelina's pout onto my two flappy meat i call lips.

Below is the rundown of my seven top superstar couple that i secretly think rock the shit out of the couple that we shall not mention their name anymore. Enjoy.

psst : oh ya, some of them have already broken up as we speak now, but i still think they rock!

and of course, the super-est superstar couple ever has got to be...

aww...behave!

Excuses

I know i'm bad. I know i've neglect you guys for a good three days. But i have a good and reasonable excuse for doing so. No, i'm not pregnant, if that's what you're thinking. I don't think i could possibly be pregnant if i ever wanted to. The thought of stretch mark is a constant nightmare for me. And no, i'm also not losing it. The truth is i'm actually super busy trying to get the girls all hype up for another trip up north to perhentian island! I'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning and it's gonna be best la.

I'll take lots of happy shots for sure.
Kisses for me!

What's this la?

Was skipping giddily towards lilmissmei's mansion when i came across this weird looking plant across the lawn at her neighbour's garden. What the heck is that? At a closer look, it has sharp looking grass like thingy which i assume is it's leaves, but what really caught my attention is the baby pineapple fruits poking out from between the grass. So weird and yet so cute. But wtf is it anyway? And don't tell me it's pokok pineapple, cause it didn't look anything like this in my standard four science textbook.

It seems it's a very common plant wor according to the freshly manicured discoball pixie. Have you seen it before?

*grin*

Not sure if you guys remember this, but i have been trying for ages to get a new banner design and upload it onto this blog. Being a total IT dummy that i am, it never did work out. That is until now...

I got a new banner!
I got a new banner!
I got a new banner!
Yeaah!

First date

I wonder what do you do on your first date? Hmm. The truth is i've only been to one single first date so far. And it was ages ago. Probably five or six years ago. Pathetic as it sound, its true though since i've only managed to date one guy in my entire twenty six years of age. Quoted from lilmissmei, 'i'm a late bloomer'. A very late one indeed. So, the question is, what do you do on your first date? What would be an ideal first date? Do people actually go wine and dine over a candlelit dinner, follow by a romantic chick flick and end with a slow drive overlooking the cityscape? Or is that too hollywood-ish? If i recalled mine correctly, my ex took me out for dinner after class (yes, i did college for a bit during my early twenties), to a nearby coffee shop and we finish the date off with a midnight drive on a hillside at the edge of the city. We even had our first kiss that night. Anyway, that's a whole different story all together. And no, i'm not thinking about him at these very moment. I've so totally moved on. I am. I'm improving. Hihi.

So tell me, what do you do on your first date? I like to know...

Random thoughts...

How do i say this delicately without totally creating false images in my beloved blogshoppers mind? I think i want to be a part time fluffer! There. Beautifully said and clearly told, but don't get me wrong though cause i'm clearly not a psycho path who's only goal in life is to participate in crazy gazillion people fuck fest, gang bang, cream pie or whatever name you call it. I don't. I'm not that into sex and naked people. In fact, if given the opportunity, i would have totally freak out before anything happens. Naked stranger sometimes terrified me. For those not sure what a fluffer is, well, they are blow jobbers who works in the porn industry. Meaning like how it sounds, this elite and specially trained (hihi) fluffers are hired to give heads to actors who have difficulty getting it up in between takes. I'll be like doing a community service or something of that sort. It would be fun. The only problem now is to figure out where i could sign up? Hmm. Do you think i could get a copy of the application form at central market? I wonder...

Just thought you might like to know

Ohh ya, i extended my eyelashes while i was in shanghai. hihi. It's now soooo long already! I'm liking every moment of it...aww!

M i s s i n g | you

Shanghai. There's so much to say about the ninth largest city in the world, but personally, what really fascinates me the most about shanghai is their gastronomic delicacies ranging from the very common xiao long bao to the very odd looking stewed duck tongues (yuck!)


Besides those yummy YUMMY! food, shanghai have many interesting sight to offer. One would be utterly amaze with the many poetic monuments still standing strong amidst a horizon of endless modern architecture, notable for its unique style and artistic values.

And then we have Ku Ning aka Dees, the twenty four years old shanghainese who stole a pinch of my heart while i was there. Frankly speaking, he's not what one would consider a looker. However, what really kick my infatuation towards him is his warm and friendly approach towards making sure that i'm always having a blast whenever i'm around him. He makes me feel special...

I'm not a stalker. I'm just a fan.

f o u r

I've been tag by an extremely bored miss smith. Maybe this will cheer her up. Maybe.

4 Jobs I've had in my life
1. kitchen helper at TGI Friday (i only lasted for a day)
2. craft service boy (haha)
3. production assistant
4. line producer

4 Movies I can watch over and over again
1. clueless
2. absolutely anything from hilary duff
3. legally blonde
4. spice world

4 Places I've been on Vacation
1. brunei
2. jakarta
3. bali
4. shanghai

4 Of my Favorite Dishes
1. spaghetti with tomato sauce
2. ayam bodoh with mix tomyam
3. steam fish with ginger + garlic paste
4. steamed chicken rice (i'm chinese after all)

4 Places I would like to Visit
1. greece
2. venice
3. london
4. christmas island

4 Most overused Words
1. peh la you
2. ishh
3. aww
4. whatever

4 TV Shows I love to Watch
1. the Nanny
2. friends
3. bewitched
4. lizzie mcguire

4 Bloggers I am Tagging
1. discoball pixie
2. ding 'a' leng
3. sam
4. and whoever

The naked truth

Ohkay, beside being at work most of the time, the only other reason why i haven't been posting much lately is because of this...

...will explain later, need to dash off la. He's taking me out shopping :-)