gimme FIVE!

The meme season have arrived. It was awhile back since i last indulged myself with the simple joy of finishing up a meme. Ahh. Behold the five things...

1. fIVE things in my bag : wallet, ulcer cream, moisturizer, my little brown book of dreams and a pair of shades.

2. fIVE things in my wallet: identification card, credit card, karaoke card, house keys and a twenty egyptian pound note from my last trip.

3. fIVE things I like most in my room: the gi joe i stole from shoot, moira the blythe doll, the russian doll jacie gave me, the instant photo i took in taiwan and my shiny disco ball.

4. fIVE things I'd like to do: finish up at least the first draft of the book i'm writing on, fall in love with a stranger, own a shop, travel the world with my parents and never have to say goodbye.

5. fIVE things I'm doing now: listening to maria mena's 'just hold me', painting my toe nail black, chewing on a toothpick, playing text twist on facebook and of course posting up this meme.

6. fIVE person i'd tag : big ben, queer rant, 11&us, bedtime stories and you.

Everything ME

I'm bored, therefore i think i shall tag myself with another meme. Sad i know, but its okay. I stole this off from him, who owns a dainty little blog not far from mine. And while you're there, go look at his profile picture, i think he's quite cute. In fact, he looks almost like one of my fling, dhl guy. I wonder what he's doing now...

1. I've come to realise that my last kiss was sweeter than i remember. Enough said.

2. I am listening to the growling sound of my stomach. I need food. And i need it now. Hungry la...

3. I talk to myself when i think no one is watching. I sometime even have conversations with myself. I'm just stupid. I know.

4. I love colouring the sky with my imaginary brush, while laying on the grass on a empty field. I do that a lot when i was younger, back home on the island. I miss those times.

5. My best friends are either alcoholic or with severe ocd tendency. I really need a new set of friends.

6. My car is with my ex-boyfriend. Don't ask. Won't tell. Can't explain.

7. My love life is too complicated to understand. But as far as i remember, i'm still single and loving every minute of it. Of course there are times that i wish there was someone else to share my laughters with, but this things are difficult and i've learn to live without it. I'll be happier that way.

8. I hate it when people ask for my identification card while trying to get into a club. Or while buying drinks at chili's for that matters. I'm twenty six, so leave me alone. Do i look like some underage slut trying to get drunk on a weekday? Oh, please...!

9. Love is not something to be taken for granted.

10. Marriage is lingering in my thoughts as of late. I think age is catching up and its about time i get hitch. Any takers?

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking what the heck is wrong with me and my obsession with everything pink.

12. I'm always thinking of taking the next flight out to some place far away, where i could be who i am and do what i like. No more expectation. No more being judge upon.

13. I have a secret cheesy crush on victoria beckham. I think her melons are just fantabulous!

14. My cell phone is stupid and permanently on shutting down mode.

15. When I wake up in the morning, i always remind myself why the heck do i even bother doing what i'm doing now. Then it all become clear to me. I need the money. Its the only motivation.

16. When I go to bed at night, i wish i have someone else to share the bed with, someone i could cuddle up to, other than my mr bean bear.

17. Right now I am thinking about going for a beer with the girls. But its only eleven in the morning. A tad too early for alcohol. I'll call them at noon.

18. Babies are, the cutest thing ever! Ask discoball pixie and she'll tell you ALL about them. Just make sure you have ear plugs. She's an obsessed godmother.

19. I get on MySpace, if only i have an account there. I'm too lazy to maintain anything other than this blog, hence i have no friendster, hiFive or myspace accounts.

20. Today I am at work. I know its a saturday, but i need to work up to my workaholic status. I have a reputation to keep, you know.

21. Tonight I will still be working while half of my friends would be partying their arse off at malacca.

22. Tomorrow I will also be working, because i have nothing better to do. Maybe i'll swing by to toys r' us to get some mask for halloween.

23. I really want to eat kentucky fried chicken. I've been off fast food for the past half a month and i can't take it no more! Diets and detox are no fun.

24. Someone that will most likely repost this is going to have an headache filling up this meme.

i think i'm so cute!

I'm addicted. Help me!

Another set of meme. Yes, i'm ultimately addicted to it and this time, i won't be tagging anyone in particular, coz i've made enough enemies the other time. So, enjoy.

Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Haven't, but i would love to! You can't believe the high i get each time i walk pass those metal detector in the airport. I get all fuming inside and... i think you get the idea. Details are just for perverts anyway.

Do you have any weird sleeping habits?
According to my designated bedmate in shanghai, miss jacie, i tend to sleep face down against the pillow, with the comforter pull up all the way to cover my head, leaving my toes to frost nicely.

When is the last time you've been swimming in a lake?
At least eight years back while i was back home in langkawi. But it's creepy la to swim in the lake. The greenish water somehow seems like a good hiding place for two headed dragons and mushy four eye platypus! Eeeii

Would you rather sleep with someone else, or by yourself?
Definitely with someone else. I'm not a good loner. I'm much better off with friends.

When was the last time you went to the beach?
Haha. Less than a week ago, at perhentian.

Do you consider yourself creative?
Utterly and definitely. Aren't all sisters born creative naturally?

Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Who knows? Poor soul. She's been dead for like more than a decade already. Can't she just rest in peace coz it doesn't matter who killed her, she's dead anyway. All the attention given to O.J is tortured enough, whether he did it or not.

Are you happy with your given name?
Er..yes. It's a bizarre name but it's mine and i happen to like it a lot!

Do you stay friends with your exes?
You mean ex. Singular. Yes i do. He's still on my speed dial. He's a friend la.

Do you know how to play poker?
Take a stick, aim and just poke. Hahaha. No. I don't know how but i know how to play 21 tho.

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Let me think...once maybe. During one of those crazy shoots with impossible time line and fickle minded film director that is better off working in a fast food joint than do stupid commercials, which doesn't even win any award! Why bother!

What's your favorite commercial?
That's a tough question since i'm working in that particular industry itself. There are so many that i love, like those of the likes of smooth E, but i must say one of the most memorable commercial for me is a local advertisement for dove moisturizing face wash. The testimonial commercial featured shayna and her sister, and their script is something like 'i don't moisture, i don't tone. I just dove!' hihi

What snack do you eat the most?
Er...i actually don't like eating snacks, chocolate, ice cream, crackers and cakes. The tooth fairy stole my sweet tooth by accident, thinking it was m&m. I know i'm weird. But i'm cute too. hihi. Must i remind you it's my blog and i can say whatever i like.

Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
I think i do. In fact, it involved miss smith, a certain mary and joella. Haha. It was a while back, and we just finish a tourism shoot in langkawi. After a couple of rather tasty malibu sunrise and a few glasses of red wine, we find ourselves having a rat race in the sea with some local boys in our jeans. If that's not silly enough, two hours later, way pass midnight, we had a swimming contest in the hotel pool with the same guys. In the mist of all this, we sort of woke up the rest of the hotel guest with all our high pitch giggling and screams. And i end up stealing a kettle from the poolside bar coz miss smith was hungry for a cup noodle. Then again, when isn't she hungry? It was a hilarious affair.

Have you ever had a Choco Taco?
No. I don't like anything to do with chocolate, remember?

Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Huh? Are those names for nail polish? I prefers OPI. Sorry.

How often do you remember your dreams?
It's been awhile since i dreamt anything. I've been rather exhausted lately from all the fake smiles i have to put on at work, that as soon as my head hits the pillow, i'm off. Period. No dreams. No nothing.

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Every other day. I'm born with six hundred and twenty two funny bones buried inside me. I'm a science miracle. A child prodigy.

Can you name 5 songs by N'SYNC?
No. But i can name twenty songs from hilary duff :-)

What's the one thing on your mind now?
I need to down an aspirin now. Massive headache from mixing beer with a LOT of cherries. And also the occasional long island. Yes, i've been out and about yesterday. And no, i didn't get lucky. I'm friendly but not easy.

f o u r

I've been tag by an extremely bored miss smith. Maybe this will cheer her up. Maybe.

4 Jobs I've had in my life
1. kitchen helper at TGI Friday (i only lasted for a day)
2. craft service boy (haha)
3. production assistant
4. line producer

4 Movies I can watch over and over again
1. clueless
2. absolutely anything from hilary duff
3. legally blonde
4. spice world

4 Places I've been on Vacation
1. brunei
2. jakarta
3. bali
4. shanghai

4 Of my Favorite Dishes
1. spaghetti with tomato sauce
2. ayam bodoh with mix tomyam
3. steam fish with ginger + garlic paste
4. steamed chicken rice (i'm chinese after all)

4 Places I would like to Visit
1. greece
2. venice
3. london
4. christmas island

4 Most overused Words
1. peh la you
2. ishh
3. aww
4. whatever

4 TV Shows I love to Watch
1. the Nanny
2. friends
3. bewitched
4. lizzie mcguire

4 Bloggers I am Tagging
1. discoball pixie
2. ding 'a' leng
3. sam
4. and whoever

Yet another set of MEME questions

happy monday!

PART 1 : ON THE OUTSIDE

Name : Mr Wanna to some, but Bitch to most

Date of birth : A week and a few days after Mother's day

Current status : Single and trying hard to appreciate it

Eye color : Dark brown with a pinch of hope

Hair color : Jet black

Right or left handed : Righter

Zodiac : Being a pure breed socialite, of course i'm a Gemini. Nothing less

PART 2 : ON THE INSIDE

My heritage : 100% chinese with the complimentary single eyelid package

My fear : Fear of being alone, Eremophonia

My weakness : Perfectionism

My perfect pizza : Should be round with extra cheese

PART 3 : YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW

Your first thought waking up : What to wear? Like i say, its tough being a socialite

Tomorrow : Jakarta, here i come!

Your bedtime : Too darn early. About 10ish. I think age is catching up with me

Most missed memory : Most likely forgotten

PART 4 : YOUR PICK

Pepsi or Coke : Whisky coke always did taste better than mixing whisky with pepsi. So i guess it's coke then

McD or Burger King : Neither. I much prefer the ivy

Single or group dates : Single will do for me. I'm hopeless with choices

Adidas or Nike : Neither. Topshop sandal will do just fine for me. I'm a self proclaimed beach boy

Lipton Tea or Nestea : Ahh finally, long island tea for me anytime

Chocolate or vanilla : Neither. I actually hate anything that's sweet

Cappuccino or coffee : Neither. I only drink tea. Like duh!

PART 5 : DO YOU...?

Smoke : Not that i know of

Curse : Maybe. And only when they doesn't have clothes in my size

PART 6 : IN THE PAST MONTH, HAVE YOU...?

Drank alcohol : It's a must! Why drink plain water when you can always have a ice cold long island tea instead?

Gone to the mall : Every other day

Been on stage : Mostly during fashion week

Eaten sushi : Of course. It's like part of my daily diet

PART 7 : WHAT WERE YOU DOING...?

1 minute ago : Staring blankly at this meme, trying to figure out where to begin

1 hour ago : Renting a book at a neighbourhood bookshop

4 1/2 hours ago : Went to the lawyer's office. Don't ask

1 month ago : Recovering from the worst shoot of my life so far

1 year ago : Probably in langkawi island, holidaying with the girls after yet another shoot

PART 8 : FINISH THE SENTENCE

I love : blushers and technicolour eye liners!

I feel : the constant need to wear something pink and glittery to work

I hate : nose bleed on a wedding day

I hide : whenever i can

I miss : working sometimes. I know i'm sad, but i do. Sometimes. Okay, most of the time. Happy?!

I need : a gay friend within reach

PART 9 : TAG 5 PEOPLE

1. lilmissmei; something to keep your mind off about those herpes. Oops!

2. discoball pixie; something to excite you about blogging again

3. ding-a-leng; you need a break from all those studying

4. miss smith; just irritating you plainly coz i know you will do it

5. you and You and YOU!

Just some random MEME questions

What’s in the glove box of your car?
I don't own a licence, hence i don't drive, equals to no car. But if i do, i bet there would be boxes of wet wipes in it.

Favorite classes in college (or high school):
Printmaking. I studied foundation of fine art for half a year before i quit. It was the only class that kept me going.

Shampoo brand:
Too many. I'm a big girl, so leave me alone.

Favorite piece of furniture you own:
My daybed from ikea. It has witness my many kinky escapade.

Idea of a really good first date:
I'm pretty old fashion, so dinner after a good chick flick follow by a moonlight stroll would be ideally perfect.

Favorite fruit:
Strawberry. Taste better if it when dip in sugar. Love it!

What's the funniest pick up line you have ever heard?:
What's you favourite alphabet? Mine is 'U'

What would you eat for dinner if it were your last night on earth?
Fettucine with mushrooms, sun dried tomatoes and goat cheese.

Free Will or Destiny?
Destiny. I'm too lazy to initiate free will.

What would you sing at karaoke?
Anything from Spice Girls! I'm still mentally stuck in the 90's transsexual pop period.

Sweater or Sweatshirt?
Sweatshirt.

Paris, NYC, Tokyo, or Rio de Janeiro?
Neither. Greece is the place for me.

What do you wear to bed usually?
A worn t-shirt, boxer shorts and the occasional hair curlers.

If you dyed your hair, what colour would you dye it?
Pink. If only i have guts to do so. I also want a mohawk.

If you went back to school, what would you study?
English Literature + Art History

Gum or mints?
Gum.

Recurring nightmares?
Expansion. Skin expansion. Don't ask. It's just weird.

Age & location of first kiss?
15. At a fling's house in a typical conservative malay village.

Describe your favourite pair of shoes:
It's a red Pallas Jazz. Like converse, it has white rubbery bits running around it. It's very comfy.

First CD purchase:
Spice by Spice Girls. Haha.

First concert:
Never been to one before. I'm sad, i know.

If you were doomed to be mauled to death by an animal, what animal would you prefer that to be?
Chicken. It's about payback time.

Do you/would you own a gun?
No. Unless it comes in pink and it's fashionable to have it.

What religion would you like to know more about:
Kabbalah, and why it's making Madonna so mentally challenge nowadays.

Favourite food as a kid:
Porridge with anchovies flakes and soy sauce.

How many languages do you speak?
Three. English, malay, and a bit of the common chinese dialect.

If you could make one state in the US just go away, which state would that be?
I don't know la. I don't hate them enough.

How many prescriptions do you take?
Just Oral Aid. I know it's not a prescription but i have like gazillion ulcer everyday that i have sort of develop an addiction to it.

Lake or Ocean?
Lake. There's always something mysterious and unexplained about lakes.

What is the worst lie you’ve ever told to get out of work, (and don’t say you’ve never lied to get out of work, because that my friend is a lie and you know it)?
'I have a severe sore throat. Doctor said it's contagious' I'm a hopeless liar.

Do you carry a backpack, a satchel or “man bag”, tote bag, brief case, or a backpack on wheels?
Satchel.

Have you ever been arrested/cited for anything other than traffic violations?
No. I'm a good boy.

Would you ever move for/with a significant other?
Maybe. But i'll bring along my parents with me. If he wants me, he got to have ALL of me. Haha.

What was the weirdest thing you had to dissect for biology?
Probably a fish. Some fish.

Would you ever consider spending some time at a nudist colony?
No. The thought of being with so many naked people terrified me. Ew.

Best thing you can cook?
Steam dory fish with garlic + onion sause.

If you were going to donate 1000 dollars to a charity, what would that be?
Is there a charity that provide free medical fee + medicine to under privilege people? Maybe also to the Bipolar Disorder Association.