Shopping list!

Over the years, i have develop an understanding that there are a certain range of man (haha, i made them sound like beef at the supermarket!) that i could and would only date. I know, i sound like the ever superficial me, but like hello!, a boy got to do what a boy got to do and i ain't gonna let some godforsaken wanker ruin my life and turn it into his very own merry-go-round.

So here's a rundown on the must and mustn't in mr wanna's Future Boyfriend Checklist. Interested applicants are advised to pay full attention.

• He must be older than me, but not like someone who could pass as my grandfather la. I think with age comes stability and assurance, which is important for a boy like me. haha.
  
• He must be either same height or taller than me. It only seems appropriate to be so. Dont' ask me why.
  
• He mustn't be possessive. He needs to understand that i am a human and i need my space and freedom sometimes. I have a life to live, so don't bug me!
  
• He must be a conversationist. He needs to know how to work his words to turn it into foreplay for the ears.
  
• He must be a kisser. Nothing beats a good smooch. Not even m&m with whipped cream!
• He must have a stable job. Or else how could he afford all those 'presents' for me? I think i'm so thoughtful sometimes.
  
• Finally i think he should know how to drive. I like a man who rides a vespa. I think it's very sexy.

xoxo