Shanghai Affair

Oh god, i have sin (again!) It started off as an innocent suggestion to get a massage with a colleague, since i've been working my ass off for the pass few weeks. But later, after getting a number off the net and driving half way across shanghai town (did i forgot to mention that i'm in shanghai, again?), we were drop off at an awfully quite street. Lot number 332 stood in front of us, staring at us with an evil grin. And that's where i met him.

Do you think he's cute? But more importantly, who the hell is he? I'll tell you later :p

I'm addicted. Help me!

Another set of meme. Yes, i'm ultimately addicted to it and this time, i won't be tagging anyone in particular, coz i've made enough enemies the other time. So, enjoy.

Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Haven't, but i would love to! You can't believe the high i get each time i walk pass those metal detector in the airport. I get all fuming inside and... i think you get the idea. Details are just for perverts anyway.

Do you have any weird sleeping habits?
According to my designated bedmate in shanghai, miss jacie, i tend to sleep face down against the pillow, with the comforter pull up all the way to cover my head, leaving my toes to frost nicely.

When is the last time you've been swimming in a lake?
At least eight years back while i was back home in langkawi. But it's creepy la to swim in the lake. The greenish water somehow seems like a good hiding place for two headed dragons and mushy four eye platypus! Eeeii

Would you rather sleep with someone else, or by yourself?
Definitely with someone else. I'm not a good loner. I'm much better off with friends.

When was the last time you went to the beach?
Haha. Less than a week ago, at perhentian.

Do you consider yourself creative?
Utterly and definitely. Aren't all sisters born creative naturally?

Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Who knows? Poor soul. She's been dead for like more than a decade already. Can't she just rest in peace coz it doesn't matter who killed her, she's dead anyway. All the attention given to O.J is tortured enough, whether he did it or not.

Are you happy with your given name?
Er..yes. It's a bizarre name but it's mine and i happen to like it a lot!

Do you stay friends with your exes?
You mean ex. Singular. Yes i do. He's still on my speed dial. He's a friend la.

Do you know how to play poker?
Take a stick, aim and just poke. Hahaha. No. I don't know how but i know how to play 21 tho.

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Let me think...once maybe. During one of those crazy shoots with impossible time line and fickle minded film director that is better off working in a fast food joint than do stupid commercials, which doesn't even win any award! Why bother!

What's your favorite commercial?
That's a tough question since i'm working in that particular industry itself. There are so many that i love, like those of the likes of smooth E, but i must say one of the most memorable commercial for me is a local advertisement for dove moisturizing face wash. The testimonial commercial featured shayna and her sister, and their script is something like 'i don't moisture, i don't tone. I just dove!' hihi

What snack do you eat the most?
Er...i actually don't like eating snacks, chocolate, ice cream, crackers and cakes. The tooth fairy stole my sweet tooth by accident, thinking it was m&m. I know i'm weird. But i'm cute too. hihi. Must i remind you it's my blog and i can say whatever i like.

Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
I think i do. In fact, it involved miss smith, a certain mary and joella. Haha. It was a while back, and we just finish a tourism shoot in langkawi. After a couple of rather tasty malibu sunrise and a few glasses of red wine, we find ourselves having a rat race in the sea with some local boys in our jeans. If that's not silly enough, two hours later, way pass midnight, we had a swimming contest in the hotel pool with the same guys. In the mist of all this, we sort of woke up the rest of the hotel guest with all our high pitch giggling and screams. And i end up stealing a kettle from the poolside bar coz miss smith was hungry for a cup noodle. Then again, when isn't she hungry? It was a hilarious affair.

Have you ever had a Choco Taco?
No. I don't like anything to do with chocolate, remember?

Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Huh? Are those names for nail polish? I prefers OPI. Sorry.

How often do you remember your dreams?
It's been awhile since i dreamt anything. I've been rather exhausted lately from all the fake smiles i have to put on at work, that as soon as my head hits the pillow, i'm off. Period. No dreams. No nothing.

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Every other day. I'm born with six hundred and twenty two funny bones buried inside me. I'm a science miracle. A child prodigy.

Can you name 5 songs by N'SYNC?
No. But i can name twenty songs from hilary duff :-)

What's the one thing on your mind now?
I need to down an aspirin now. Massive headache from mixing beer with a LOT of cherries. And also the occasional long island. Yes, i've been out and about yesterday. And no, i didn't get lucky. I'm friendly but not easy.

I want to go back to P E R H E N T I A N

Finally, a trip to perhentian with the girls. Ohkay, maybe not just the girls coz it would be quite sad and pathetic if it were just us girls. It would be like a lesbian trip or something. Haha. Cannots! So we invited some boys to fill the gap (isn't that what they are for...filling in the gap...haha)

Anyway, it was nevertheless a relaxing trip away from the city, filled with sun, surf, watermelon juice, 'shit heads' and lots and lots of cam-whoring. I enjoyed myself even though the trip back alone was nerve wracking and vomit-ish. I had to come back for more 'exciting' teleconference with the bloody client. Hmm.

I'm not bald! Its the case of very strong wind and very very bad lighting!

'I'm ready for my close up now, mr la chapelle!' (Something is seriously wrong with the camera, my face is like distorted one kind je. And no, its not because of the glasses! I happen to have a certain liking towards them)

Perhentian preview...

I'm in the mist of sorting out the perhentian snap shots in between teleconference with the shanghainese fella and power point-ing (hihi) my next pre prod booklet. Will post them soon. I promise. Soon is never too far. Watch this space.

#01 Superstar Couple

The thought of looking at another picture of brangelina on perezhilton is a nightmare for me by itself. I can't take that shit anymore. I know you must be thinking i'm just simply jealous of them, coz they're like the two most gorgeous people in the world who are equally devoted humanitarian with a heart of gold. Oh please! Give me a break will ya. All of this just seems so pretentious and 'rehearse' for me. Oprah does lots of charity bits as well, but you don't see her posting her life away on anonymous blogs and tabloids. Ohkay so maybe miss jolie adopted a few kids, but as far as i know Oprah herself have been 'parenting' ten african kids secretly since 2002, but you still don't see her creating such a big hoohaa about it. I believe most of it is being made an issue by the media itself, but if they don't say or if their manager don't tell, no one would know about it. It's a conspiracy. This whole bragelina thingy. I can feel it.

Anyway, that's just my individual opinion. I might hate them now, but i can't deny that there are moments where i simply think brad is god or the constant thought of going to the plastic surgeon and asking him to carve out an angelina's pout onto my two flappy meat i call lips.

Below is the rundown of my seven top superstar couple that i secretly think rock the shit out of the couple that we shall not mention their name anymore. Enjoy.

psst : oh ya, some of them have already broken up as we speak now, but i still think they rock!

and of course, the super-est superstar couple ever has got to be...

aww...behave!

Excuses

I know i'm bad. I know i've neglect you guys for a good three days. But i have a good and reasonable excuse for doing so. No, i'm not pregnant, if that's what you're thinking. I don't think i could possibly be pregnant if i ever wanted to. The thought of stretch mark is a constant nightmare for me. And no, i'm also not losing it. The truth is i'm actually super busy trying to get the girls all hype up for another trip up north to perhentian island! I'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning and it's gonna be best la.

I'll take lots of happy shots for sure.
Kisses for me!

What's this la?

Was skipping giddily towards lilmissmei's mansion when i came across this weird looking plant across the lawn at her neighbour's garden. What the heck is that? At a closer look, it has sharp looking grass like thingy which i assume is it's leaves, but what really caught my attention is the baby pineapple fruits poking out from between the grass. So weird and yet so cute. But wtf is it anyway? And don't tell me it's pokok pineapple, cause it didn't look anything like this in my standard four science textbook.

It seems it's a very common plant wor according to the freshly manicured discoball pixie. Have you seen it before?

*grin*

Not sure if you guys remember this, but i have been trying for ages to get a new banner design and upload it onto this blog. Being a total IT dummy that i am, it never did work out. That is until now...

I got a new banner!
I got a new banner!
I got a new banner!
Yeaah!

First date

I wonder what do you do on your first date? Hmm. The truth is i've only been to one single first date so far. And it was ages ago. Probably five or six years ago. Pathetic as it sound, its true though since i've only managed to date one guy in my entire twenty six years of age. Quoted from lilmissmei, 'i'm a late bloomer'. A very late one indeed. So, the question is, what do you do on your first date? What would be an ideal first date? Do people actually go wine and dine over a candlelit dinner, follow by a romantic chick flick and end with a slow drive overlooking the cityscape? Or is that too hollywood-ish? If i recalled mine correctly, my ex took me out for dinner after class (yes, i did college for a bit during my early twenties), to a nearby coffee shop and we finish the date off with a midnight drive on a hillside at the edge of the city. We even had our first kiss that night. Anyway, that's a whole different story all together. And no, i'm not thinking about him at these very moment. I've so totally moved on. I am. I'm improving. Hihi.

So tell me, what do you do on your first date? I like to know...

Random thoughts...

How do i say this delicately without totally creating false images in my beloved blogshoppers mind? I think i want to be a part time fluffer! There. Beautifully said and clearly told, but don't get me wrong though cause i'm clearly not a psycho path who's only goal in life is to participate in crazy gazillion people fuck fest, gang bang, cream pie or whatever name you call it. I don't. I'm not that into sex and naked people. In fact, if given the opportunity, i would have totally freak out before anything happens. Naked stranger sometimes terrified me. For those not sure what a fluffer is, well, they are blow jobbers who works in the porn industry. Meaning like how it sounds, this elite and specially trained (hihi) fluffers are hired to give heads to actors who have difficulty getting it up in between takes. I'll be like doing a community service or something of that sort. It would be fun. The only problem now is to figure out where i could sign up? Hmm. Do you think i could get a copy of the application form at central market? I wonder...

Just thought you might like to know

Ohh ya, i extended my eyelashes while i was in shanghai. hihi. It's now soooo long already! I'm liking every moment of it...aww!

M i s s i n g | you

Shanghai. There's so much to say about the ninth largest city in the world, but personally, what really fascinates me the most about shanghai is their gastronomic delicacies ranging from the very common xiao long bao to the very odd looking stewed duck tongues (yuck!)


Besides those yummy YUMMY! food, shanghai have many interesting sight to offer. One would be utterly amaze with the many poetic monuments still standing strong amidst a horizon of endless modern architecture, notable for its unique style and artistic values.

And then we have Ku Ning aka Dees, the twenty four years old shanghainese who stole a pinch of my heart while i was there. Frankly speaking, he's not what one would consider a looker. However, what really kick my infatuation towards him is his warm and friendly approach towards making sure that i'm always having a blast whenever i'm around him. He makes me feel special...

I'm not a stalker. I'm just a fan.

f o u r

I've been tag by an extremely bored miss smith. Maybe this will cheer her up. Maybe.

4 Jobs I've had in my life
1. kitchen helper at TGI Friday (i only lasted for a day)
2. craft service boy (haha)
3. production assistant
4. line producer

4 Movies I can watch over and over again
1. clueless
2. absolutely anything from hilary duff
3. legally blonde
4. spice world

4 Places I've been on Vacation
1. brunei
2. jakarta
3. bali
4. shanghai

4 Of my Favorite Dishes
1. spaghetti with tomato sauce
2. ayam bodoh with mix tomyam
3. steam fish with ginger + garlic paste
4. steamed chicken rice (i'm chinese after all)

4 Places I would like to Visit
1. greece
2. venice
3. london
4. christmas island

4 Most overused Words
1. peh la you
2. ishh
3. aww
4. whatever

4 TV Shows I love to Watch
1. the Nanny
2. friends
3. bewitched
4. lizzie mcguire

4 Bloggers I am Tagging
1. discoball pixie
2. ding 'a' leng
3. sam
4. and whoever

The naked truth

Ohkay, beside being at work most of the time, the only other reason why i haven't been posting much lately is because of this...

...will explain later, need to dash off la. He's taking me out shopping :-)