Thursday, June 7, 2007

Random thoughts...

How do i say this delicately without totally creating false images in my beloved blogshoppers mind? I think i want to be a part time fluffer! There. Beautifully said and clearly told, but don't get me wrong though cause i'm clearly not a psycho path who's only goal in life is to participate in crazy gazillion people fuck fest, gang bang, cream pie or whatever name you call it. I don't. I'm not that into sex and naked people. In fact, if given the opportunity, i would have totally freak out before anything happens. Naked stranger sometimes terrified me. For those not sure what a fluffer is, well, they are blow jobbers who works in the porn industry. Meaning like how it sounds, this elite and specially trained (hihi) fluffers are hired to give heads to actors who have difficulty getting it up in between takes. I'll be like doing a community service or something of that sort. It would be fun. The only problem now is to figure out where i could sign up? Hmm. Do you think i could get a copy of the application form at central market? I wonder...

5 comments:

.•º lilmissmei º•. said...

i'm speechless.... very very speechless... do we even have THAT industry here??

the ugly submarine said...

You're interested too? Aww...you're just as horny as i am!

.•º lilmissmei º•. said...

yeah baby... after my DD boob job, i'm off to hollywood!!

hrugaar said...

Now that is one job I could do, and enjoy doing. Hee. ;oP

the ugly submarine said...

hrugaar : Ohh... you cheeky chinchilla!!